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And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?


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Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.

Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.



Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.

Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.



I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.



I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.



Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.



I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.



It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.



It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.



Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.

Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.



I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.





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I do want more. I am not content with being happy. I was not made for it. It is not my destiny. My destiny is the opposite.

I do want more. I am not content with being happy. I was not made for it. It is not my destiny. My destiny is the opposite.



Study the Bible, there God is the teacher.

Study the Bible, there God is the teacher.



At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.



In an endless jungle of websites with text-based content, a beautiful image with a lot of space and colour can be like walking into a clearing. It's a relief.

In an endless jungle of websites with text-based content, a beautiful image with a lot of space and colour can be like walking into a clearing. It's a relief.



Everyone told me to pass on 'Speed' because it was a 'bus movie.'

Everyone told me to pass on 'Speed' because it was a 'bus movie.'



And now that I don't want to own anything any more and am free, now I suddenly own everything, now my inner riches are immeasurable.

And now that I don't want to own anything any more and am free, now I suddenly own everything, now my inner riches are immeasurable.



If I bring back only one gold people are going to say it's a disappointment. But not too many of them own an Olympic gold medal so if I get one I'm going to be happy.

If I bring back only one gold people are going to say it's a disappointment. But not too many of them own an Olympic gold medal so if I get one I'm going to be happy.



In my head, my business is architecture and furniture; it's 70 percent Prouvé, and Corbusier, Royer, Jeanneret - they all passed away. So it's retrospective, I'm looking back.

In my head, my business is architecture and furniture; it's 70 percent Prouvé, and Corbusier, Royer, Jeanneret - they all passed away. So it's retrospective, I'm looking back.



When you first awaken or before drifting off to sleep, quiet your mind, lift up your heart, muse, mull over, make discoveries. Consider, conceive, create, connect, concede that it all starts within.

When you first awaken or before drifting off to sleep, quiet your mind, lift up your heart, muse, mull over, make discoveries. Consider, conceive, create, connect, concede that it all starts within.



If you want to feel happy, do something for yourself. If you want to feel fulfilled, do something for someone else.

If you want to feel happy, do something for yourself. If you want to feel fulfilled, do something for someone else.




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