An apothecary should never be out of spirits.

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

With great responsibility comes great power.

Even the holy men who lived before the coming of Christ understood that God had in mind plans of peace for the human race.

Between what matters and what seems to matter, how should the world we know judge wisely?

One to destroy, is murder by the law; and gibbets keep the lifted hand in awe; to murder thousands, takes a specious name, 'War's glorious art', and gives immortal fame.

She'll find rapid deterioration, which is particularly noticeable in the skin.This is the sign that the subtle physcial is aging.

Having wires strewn across your couch and across the floor is a big deal to a lot of people.

We hail science as man's truest friend and noblest helper.

One should not quarrel with a dog without a reason sufficient to vindicate one through all the courts of morality.

'The Godfather' was the glorification of a bunch of bums who never existed.

You have the freedom to be yourself, your true self, here and now, and nothing can stand in your way".