Among life's regrets is all the time wasted being early for everything.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

There is no smarter professor than life, and no wiser sage than experience.

I want to own a network. I want to own a network where you can turn it on with your family all day long and get positive reinforcement.

What avails a storm cloud accurate in form and color if the storm is not therein?

We somehow forget that we can choose whether to make time an enemy or an ally.

In fact what I would like to see is thousands of computer scientists let loose to do whatever they want. That's what really advances the field.

We torment ourselves rather to make it appear that we are happy than to become so.

I'm glad the government has shut down. Think about it, for the first time in years it's safe to talk on the phone and send emails without anybody listening in.

All propositions are of equal value.

Every time you achieve a dream, you must set another one. Because that will strengthen your path. Or you will become dead, because if you have no dreams, you have no life.

All this and heaven too.