All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

When you are pushed to the wall, you will act and do things you have never done before.

What I must know, only the Master teaches!

We often learn to just earn dirty paper and forget to gain the wisdom needed to earn a life.

Nothing recedes like progress.

In travelling I shape myself betimes to idleness And take fools' pleasure

My perspective has blossomed. There's always more to learn and more challenges.

I'm supposed to enforce the laws of the land. The law of Florida is that if you're a noncitizen, you don't vote in these races.

(The mind's) dynamics transcend the time and space of brain physiology.

NOTHING goes exactly as planned. Make your OWN destiny

O heresy in fair, fit for these days, A giving hand, though foul, shall have fair praise.