All of this talk of recession offends me. I am delighted that bankers have less money.

I cook rarely, but I've kind of got two or three dishes that I stick to. I do a great sweet potato and lentil curry.

After 'Bridesmaids,' women know who I am.

I grew up among strong women so I know what it's like to be loved and humiliated in a heartbeat.

Being at the genesis of the creative process is definitely something I want to keep doing. It's just such a great buzz.

I definitely enjoy an audience, when I'm performing. As I get older I'm kind of less comfortable at being demonstrative. I always fancied myself as a raconteur, but that never really worked out.

I mean, I'm an uncle of seven or eight, and I don't mind it at all! Kids are great. Kids are the best six-hour experience you can have!

Beyonce is the most amazing woman in the world.

The cauliflower soup sounds so good. And the broccoli-melt sandwich. I've never heard of such a thing.

I'd like my super power to be puns; I'd like to be great at puns: pun power. Then I could go on loads of panel shows and live off that forever.

I get asked all the time if I want to do more dramatic acting, and I really doubt that dramatic actors get asked if they want to do more comedies. I don't really know why that is.

I’m tired of your revenge, your anger, your hate. The war is killing you.

You only get to keep what you refuse to let go of

I wake up in the morning thinking about food.

Unwillingness to accept God's 'way of escape' from temptation frightens me - what a rebel yet resides within.

Mathematics is so much easier than words mathematics makes things clear that words merely muddle and confuse and mess up.

I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.

Gwen Cassidy needed a man. Desperately. Failing that, she'd settle for a cigarette.

Kyle Busch has got to be the loneliest NASCAR driver ever. He's led so many laps he never sees anybody in front of him for two-thirds of the race. He just sees clean racetrack...He's the Maytag guy.

I walk alone, assaulted it seems, by tears from heaven.

I wanted to make a small movie about a guy and a girl on the beach, but then I thought, wouldn't it be cool if a werewolf was there?