Again and again, I've seen Bush turn a blind eye as his henchmen have leveled zealous attacks against his political enemies - assaults which the president himself has sometimes directly encouraged.

Bush began helping Enron in the eighties.

Stroke of the pen. Law of the land. Kinda cool.

When your mission is to restore honor and integrity to the White House, you've got to be willing to use any means necessary.

Politics is show business for ugly people.

I'm very sunny. You know, I'm always optimistic.

It taught me that Clinton's instinct to make this about your life as a citizen, rather than his as a human being, was the right answer to these things.

Bill and Hillary Clinton are the most investigated couple in American history - now the most thoroughly exonerated couple in American history.

Never interrupt your opponent when he's destroying himself.

So one important lesson of Vietnam is, the first casualty of an unwise and unjust war are the American troops called on to fight it. Their service should be honored.

It must kill George Bush that John McCain is the most popular and Beloved Republican in America.

They're Coming.

Time, " the Captain said, "is not what you think." He sat down next to Eddie. "Dying? Not the end of everything. We think it is. But what happens on earth is only the beginning.

Fifties advertising was a dogmatic art, to the point of pretending to be a science.

If we make people believe that before the age of 16 they got sick drinking vodka, they don't want to drink as much vodka.

I always told Hitch that it would have been better to put seats around the set and sell tickets.

If you let someone talk for an hour, you're gonna have a pretty good idea of who they are, and I think that's more rewarding than me sitting there going, "That's complete bullshit about health care."

If I have a Sunday free, I'll go up the coast and spend some time on the beach. I scuba dive and swim and sail. A lot of the things I like are around the water.

The ice sheets seem to be shrinking 100 years ahead of schedule.

If you try to breathe water, you will not turn into a fish, you will drown; but water is still good to drink.

If you can't be disciplined, be clever.