After everything I've been through, the last thing I'm going to apologize for is my paranoia.

Sometimes the hardest journeys are the ones that begin with little hope. But we need to take them anyway.

I believe that on any trip to heaven, there are always detours through hell.

Oh God, ” Jenna said, “will you shut up and kiss me before I change my mind?

When Carri died, I felt like I had lost everything, except my life, and my memories of her. Now I can’t even dream of her...

Be true to who you are. Don't let the world tell you who to be.

I am too much of an imitator to be a true writer.

If we are not responsible for the thoughts that pass our doors we are at least responsible for those we admit and entertain.

I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me.

I'm not the first person to have discovered evidence that consciousness exists beyond the body. Brief, wonderful glimpses of this realm are as old as human history.

It's never bothered me to work hard. I've probably worked on some of the longest schedules in movie history.

If anything needs love it is reality, for it is reality that lacks it the most - I doubt that it was ever loved.

If Ali says a mosquito can pull a plow, don't ask how. Hitch him up.

I like having a private name and a public name. It helps keep things straight.

I fell in love with radio once I started working there, and I never stopped.