After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

Intellectual generalities are always interesting, but generalities in morals mean absolutely nothing.

LORD ILLINGWORTH: The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life.MRS ALLONBY: And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.

Die Welt ist von Narren geschaffen, damit Weise in ihr Leben.

But somehow, I feel sure that if I lived in the country for six months, I should become so unsophisticated that no one would take the slightest notice of me.

To study the Way is to study the self. To study the self is to forget the self.

It is very often nothing but our own vanity that deceives us. Women fancy admiration means more than it does. And men take care that they should.

To what shall the character of utility be ascribed, if not to that which is a source of pleasure?

It is satisfaction to a man to do the proper works of a man.

It is our own evil thoughts which madden us.

We only store in memory images of value. To write about one's life is to live it twice, and the second time is both spiritual and historical.

Football is like life and I know life.

There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.

Treat them all the same by treating them differently.

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