Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.

Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing!

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.

If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. That's why we're here, after all, to help others.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

His toupee makes him look twenty years sillier.

Poetry is the only hopeEven if you do not believe it, you have to do it.

Love is just a word, but you bring it definition.

Some people look at the surface, while some see what's deep down. The most important thing is that the film should somehow stay with them until the very end.

A country that can put men on the moon can put women in the constitution.

The majority of the time I'm at home with my family, I play football three times a week.

Sadness is not always the worst feeling. Sometimes it's a really pleasurable thing to be overwhelmed with sadness.

You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

I just don't feel comfortable anymore with the kind of attention that I'm getting. It's purely the numbers of people that want a bit of the Cure or want a bit of me.

I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time.