Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

When we desire and hope for excellence and take action we become what we desire.

My feet, " said Montag. "I can't move them. I feel so damn silly. My feet won't

Trying to keep up appearances is a signal of decay on the inside. Beware shallow living—in yourself and in others. It is only in the depths that life can thrive.

People quit on jobs. They quit on marriages. They quit on school. There's an immediacy of this day and age that doesn't lend itself to being committed to anything.

Satanic forces are here and they are not friendly!

It does not stand to give banks millions of dollars at an interest rate of one percent, when banks charge students an interest rate of 6 percent. Why should the banks be scalping students?

The mind, when housed within a healthful body, possesses a glorious sense of power.

Potentially evil. Potentially good, too, I suppose. Just this huge powerful potentiality waiting to be shaped.

In digital, you can maintain the quality.

As an artist I have always felt that my task is not to create meaning but to charge the air so that meaning can occur.