Abortion's a private decision. But I just think it shouldn't be federalized.

I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.

The founding document of the United States of America acknowledges the Lordship of Jesus Christ because we are a Christian nation.

It seems to me the Washington Monument is a symbol of America’s power. It has been the symbol of our great nation, we look at that monument and we say this is one nation under God.

There are demons and there are evil people in the world, and you post a picture like that and some cultist gets a hold of it or a coven and they begin muttering curses against an unborn child.

Is there in all the history of human folly a greater fool than a clergymen in politics?

I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.

Homosexuals want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers.

You might get AIDS in Kenya, people have AIDS, you’ve got to be careful. I mean, the towels could have AIDS.

Like it or not, males have a tendency to wander a little bit. What you want to do is make a home so wonderful that he doesn’t want to wander.

Homosexuals are like Judas: They look good in a robe, and their kisses are legendary.

Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.

Only that education deserves emphatically to be termed cultivation of the mind which teaches young people how to begin to think.

I’ve learned that when people are hurting, they need a comforter, not a commentator.

An effective way to test code is to exercise it at its natural boundaries

My experience is the opposite.

And the president should be doing more about education than saying, 'Lights, camera, action.'

There are no opportune times for a penalty, and this is not one of those times.

If passion rules, how weak does reason prove!

I never had an official job, but I did play at a local cantina every Tuesday night, and I babysat a lot.

I think that the art of marketing, the art of promotion and the art of storytelling is definitely elevated and we have to get better every year.