A woman gains status when she refuses to see anything killed to be put on her back. Then she’s truly beautiful.

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children.

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.

I love to laugh.It's the only way to live. Enjoy each day-it's not coming back again!

I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.

Gratitude is riches. Complaint is poverty.

Vulgarity begins when imagination succumbs to the explicit

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

For every dollar spent on spaying and neutering now, $17 is saved and can be used for other community projects. We work with the animals and the people who love them.

Killing an animal to make a coat is sin. It wasn't meant to be, and we have no right to do it.

I've never met an animal I didn't like, and I can't say the same thing about people.

It’s only a book until someone loses their soul!

Unless a person understands God’s laws, he will not have long-lasting success

I love working on the fly when the writers come up with new jokes on show nights. It's exciting. I love it so much.

But I never thought of who he wasn't, I never had to explain or defend him to myself, I didn't even care what we talked about.

One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it's very complex, it's very profound.

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

I've been trolled lots on Twitter. But I understand trolls for what they are and I don't let them get to me. They take my bait, so I'm in charge of the discourse.

Tacitus has written an entire work on the manners of the Germans. This work is short, but it comes from the pen of Tacitus, who was always concise, because he saw everything at a glance.

Many years ago, Clement Greenberg said, 'All profoundly original work looks ugly at first.' This should be updated now to 'All profoundly ugly work looks original at first.

Goals enable you to do more for yourself and others, too.