A wife's loyalty is tested when her husband has nothing. A husband's loyalty is tested when he has everything.

I may not be where I want to be but I'm thankful for not being where I used to be.

It is sad that people need alcohol to make them happy.

The difference between greed and ambition is a greedy person desires things he isn't prepared to work for.

If she does not respect you, she will replace you.

The more you overthink the less you will understand.

Use your profession to fund your passion.

There is enough dough in the world to make bread for us all to eat together.

My mind may be sober, but my confidence is high!

A good woman keeps her mind right and her body tight.

Her black is beautiful, his society is ugly.

A claim that event horizons exist is like someone's claim to be immortal: You would have to wait until the end of time to confirm the claim.

Greatness always inspires you to be great.

I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years and thought, 'I gotta get me some of that!'

Death with honor is better than life... life with dishonor.

What Christian love cannot do is effected by a common hatred.

Anger makes us all stupid.

Paths clear before those who know where they're going and are determined to get there.

Don't worry, fairy vomit is no doubt sweet-smelling to humans.

That was a foul, young lady. You know that was a foul. Don't ask dumb questions.

If you can get rid of your attachment to a single thing, you are on the way to liberation.