A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.

I've always felt that the best whips and chains are in the mind. With a little creativity, the physical ones are hardly necessary.

Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women's panties spontaneously evaporate.

Thomas was an annoying wiseass who tended to make everyone he met want to kill him, and when I have that much in common with someone, I can't help but like him a little.

Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Hell's bells, irony blows.

Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some."Ebenezar tsked. "Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words.

See, those who wield the primordial forces of creation have a long-running grudge with physics.

I sidestepped the vampire's rush, and drove my half of the former blasting rod down at its back, Buffy-like.Maybe it works better on television.

The writer has no responsibility other than to jack off in bed alone and write a good page.

There is no such thing called 'Luck'. Your luck takes the shape as you want to see it.

Science at its best is an open-minded method of inquiry, not a belief system.

Study the past, if you would divine the future.

You can't answer violence with counter violence ... The answer is love. The best sabotage is love.

As one of the country's largest land-grant universities, Ohio State must play a critical role in moving our country forward.

It is not so much that I began to run, but that I continued.

It's easy to shortcut when you get busy explaining the why's of the world, but it's very important to try.

God is coming to intersect us in our funeral processions.

Are you calling me out? (Varyk) I’m calling you slow. Not out. (Dev)