Smartass Quotes

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I would rather give full vent to all human loves and disappointments, and take a chance on being corny, than die a smartass.

It gets tiring being a smartass.

A smart terminal is not a smartass terminal, but rather a terminal you can educate.

In the vast game of Darwinian musical chairs, whenever the music stopped there were large numbers of people without a seat—and some smartass had sold them guns.

I'm a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been.

I like smartasses, because I can be smartass back and rashy.

All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.

Even Christian—the poster child for "smartass"—looked grim.

Are you always a smartass?' Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

I like comedies, and my brain sort of spins in that direction. So I'm really happy to say there were several smartass comments that come from me [on Star Wars].

...I guess I can put two and two together.""Sometimes the answer's four, " I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two...

Better to play dumb than to go as smartass… after all smartasses get what they deserve in the end.

if you can’t acquaint an opponent with reason, you must acquaint his head with the sidewalk.

Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” - Owen

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.

Jehovah’s Witness? Don’t sweat it. I’m going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I’m pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won’t be there.

You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly is to a bee.

Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me.Ella: If you think you can do it without getting lost.

Are there moments when our brains are not exercising?” I questioned. “That would be almost like being brain dead...

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.

You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool?

Avoid selling to dumb customers, there aren't enough left!