A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that.

The secret to walkin´ on water is knowing where the rocks are.

If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.

I come equipped with stereophonic funk producin´ disco inducin´ twin magnetic rock receptors.

There's a magical layer of love that's laced, designed to take us to a higher place.

Recording wasn't as important to me as actually being to get on stage and act the fool.

Happiness is a side effect of doing something that has nothing to do with it.

The smartphones and the computer separates everybody, makes you think that you don't need nobody else.

Catfish is not playing guitar no more, he's doing like a home-front thing. He had been in the business around ten years before I got in it, so I guess he's had enough of it.

I wanna keep creating those situations for myself so I don't have to be out front all the time. Then when I do have to be out front, I can do it to the max.

Where´s my leadin´ lady? Let me try this new love scene on you, baby.

Bad days my memory functions no better than an out-of-focus kaleidoscope, but other days me recall is painfully perfect.

When people have similar emotions, their faces also look similar!

He just likes to have fun, Papa.""That's not a quality that gets you far in life.

Do not work so hard for Christ that you have no strength to pray for prayer requires strength.

We study ourselves three weeks, we love each other three months, we squabble three years, we tolerate each other thirty years, and then the children start all over again.

I have 'the first' attached to my name in a whole lot of different aspects when it comes to the sport of basketball.

I can live only wholly with you or not at all.

All the biblical miracles will at last disappear with the progress of science.

We want to know that we're not alone with our loneliness or loss.

I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.