A lot of things in 'Parents' I find very truthful.

All I want to do really is get married and be a matriarch.

A Local Government Stationery Store is something to behold. It's like walking through the back of a cupboard into a really dull Narnia.

I always carry a pair of scissors around with me to cut things out of magazines.

I would love to have been around in the Keystone Studios days.

I wasn't hugely popular at school. In fact, I was bullied at school.

When I'm a brunette, it's four times harder to hail a taxi. Then I go blonde again, and suddenly there are taxis everywhere.

I'm sorry to say I'm very lizard-like. My skin is dry, so covering my face in greasy antioxidants is a better alternative.

If you get 10,000 guys to put their ideal woman into a computer, it still comes out looking like Angelina Jolie.

I can make a virtue of slapdash. Slapdash can give you courage.

I definitely used to write a lot at school. Comic poetry and drawings about people.

Anyone can find the bad in any situation but it takes love to see the good in all things.

No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body.

No escape--like life itself.

When I see an evil person, I cannot believe that once he was an innocent and sweet baby.

A system is only as effective as your level of commitment to it.

All the spookiness comes from giving a contemporary anachronistic sense to terms whose historical meaning is lost to us.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

We also have a tendency to root for the fugitive. We're always on the side of the animal being chased.

Grace is God satisfying our souls with His Son so that we're ruined for anything else!

If I really want to improve my situation, I can work on the one thing over which I have control - myself.