A lady cannot be blamed if a master criminal takes a fancy to her.

When emotion supersedes reason ... gullibility must follow.

No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.

Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything - including their own sins.

there is nothing like a garden to rest the soul.

The only way to do it is to do it: by writing, writing, writing.

I knew the answer, and--of course--so did Ramses. He has superb breath control and always gets in ahead of me.

Noble causes have a deplorable effect on the morals of the persons who espouse them.

A man asking for help ought to at least give directions.

Cats always made up to the people who hated them the most. Depending on how you chose to look at it, it was a touching manifestation of trust, or a malicious pleasure in human discomfort.

Martyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.

Life on earth is temporary. May we pursue peace and live in harmony with one another.

I've never been out with any of the cast of Coronation Street. We're all very close friends so it's very much a professional attitude.

I've played all kinds of places, laid all kinds of girls.

I was doing stuff that for me was sort of more about playing real music.

When a monk complained about the world's evil, the Buddha stretched his hand toward the Earth: "on this Earth I attained Liberation".

A woman takes off her claim to respect along with her garments.

Whether it's a friendly match, or for points, or a final, or any game - I play the same. I'm always trying to be my best, first for my team, for myself, for the fans, and to try and win.

Begin - to begin is half the work, let half still remain; again begin this, and thou wilt have finished.

Art is for all — and the greatest art proves it.