A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Faith in God is the force of life.

It all goes so fast, and character makes the difference when it's close.

Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves and under a just God cannot long retain it.

My brothers and sisters, may the spirit of love which comes at Christmastime fill our homes and our lives and linger there long after the tree is down and the lights are put away for another year.

The scientific attitude of mind involves a sweeping away of all other desires in the interest of the desire to know.

Blood, always precious, is priceless when it streams from Immanuel's side.

Don't go looking at me like that because you'll wear your eyes out.

Fine #‎ wine is a living liquid ... Its life comprises youth, maturity, old age, and death.

I'd be happy doing anything on a film set.

Where any view of money exists, art cannot be carried on.