A good wife must be strong enough to pull a plough and have a very erotic physique.

To single out a particular group and say we can't make a joke about them is almost a form of prejudice and it's kind of patronizing.

I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour.

It's nice to be important, but it's also important to be nice. Never forget that.

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Get plenty of exercise and maintain a healthy lifestyle.

For a number of years in England nobody had any idea what I looked like.

Jews have a tendency to become comedians.

The worrying thing is there's so much latent hatred of the guy [Donald Trump] and this guy isn't even president yet.

I think pulling off, pulling off a kind of fake documentary of me being a, you know, actual dictator would have been extremely difficult, if not impossible.

Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car.

I don't know if I'm brave.

Your profession is not what brings home your weekly paycheck, your profession is what you're put here on earth to do, with such passion and such intensity that it becomes spiritual in calling.

My personal philosophy is that, as a parent, it is my job to find that balance of when my child is ready to try something on her own and when she needs help.

Lack of wealth cannot take away genuine contentment.

For peace of mind, I will lie about any thing at any time.

Art is the method of levitation, in order to separate one's self from enslavement by the earth.

Being a Christian doesn't mean that our struggles are necessarily different from those of non-Christians; it's just that our solution to the struggles is different.

My character of the Tramp, the millions of workers symbolized in that one figure.

I try to do things the right way.

When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.

I'm not really a partier, in general. I've definitely learned that that's probably the least interesting thing you can do with your time.