A fan is a fan is a friend no matter what current he/she/it operates on, AC or DC. Thanks for being one of mine.

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.

All you really have in the end are your stories.

The best way not to fail again is to be absolutely positive that when you do it this time, you're going to do it right.

If you hold on to things long enough, they get back into style. Like me.

My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

I can tell a young person where the mines are, but he's probably going to step on them anyway.

You're not a man until your father says you're a man.

If you hang onto something long enough, it will come back in style.. Like ME.

...Absorbed in the new scents, the sounds, and the sunlight...

I love you as the moon loves the nightto show her charm, beauty and magic of light.

The issue of race could benefit from a period of benign neglect.

God complaines not, but doth what is fitting.

On a craggy bluff above the majestic Ottawa River stands the remarkable embodiment of our system of governance: Parliament.

Don't let the bastards grind you down. I repeat this to myself but it conveys nothing. You might as well say, Don't let there be air; or Don't be. I suppose you could say that.

I'm not a liar, sir,' she said. "'No, I'm sure you sincerely become whatever it is you're pretending to be.

The reality is that our independent judiciary is the most respected branch of our government and the envy of the world.

To the world you may be just one person but to one person you may be the world The road to finding 'the one' is paved with a bit of promiscuity.

There can be nothing more baffling in a human relationship than silence, the dark loom of doubts and questions unexpressed.