A day without laughter is like living in darkness; you try to find your way around, but you can't see clearly.

With love, accept what is happening. Don’t shout at what should happen with anger.

Truth is neither joyful nor sad, neither good nor bad. It is simply truth.

If Possible, Make Peace. If Not, Put A Full Stop.

Our beliefs are, however, often contrary to fact.

my rebelliousness went so deep that, faced with a can of asparagus that instructed me to open at this end, I always, stubbornly, opened it at the other.

And when you have reached the mountain top, then you shall begin to climb.

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

The lowest common denominator of the universe is both low and common.

The concept of a woman with a terrible life who needs a man to come and rescue her, doesn't apply and isn't something we should probably be teaching kids.

When a Russian pig has to be beaten, it would be the ordinary German worker who would have to do it.