A PhD does not automatically denote wisdom. Merely perseverance.

Growing up, I knew where the world ended. I could see it, at the horizon, where the sky touched the corn. My life was bounded and known. I *knew* the edges of the world. And then I went to college.

Adam pressed his hand to his face. Sighed. "Right. It's just that… He died. And I'm so freaking pissed off, I swear I'd punch him in the face if he were standing right here.

A player's character is a crucial factor I look into before committing to signing them. They also need to show a willingness to learn, regardless of age and experience; that's very important to me.

I always say the new album is the best one yet. I always feel that - I really do, because it's the latest and it's the newest and it's a little bit better.

Your life is supposed to feel good to you.

people will tell you were they have gone, they'll tell you where to go, but until you get there for yourself you never really know.

I think that a starting pitcher has to do something special to be as valuable or more so than a position player.

Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.

When a man doesn't know the meaning of the word 'fear', that might just be a deficiency in his education.

Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with

Man is the only creature we know, that, when the term of his natural life is ended, leaves the memory of himself behind him.