90 percent of Indian cinema is crap

If the character has the motivation to dance round trees, then I will dance round trees. If the motivation is strong enough, then I'll fly to the moon.

The single most instinctive evil is discrimination

Theist and atheist: The fight between them is as to whether God shall be called God or shall have some other name.

But in the garden of simple, where all of us are nameless, you were never anything but beautiful to me.

He who laughs.....lasts.

I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.

I've spent a lot of my life among people brighter than myself.

The revenge of history is more powerful than the revenge of the most powerful General Secretary.

I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.

I take great pleasure, every day, in seeing my work deeply rooted in our native soil.

Elephants don't know anything about the world of ants; the peaks of mountains are oblivious of what is happening on the plains!

The man who stands firm in order to protect a sand-castle can never be relied upon; for he has given away his common sense.