'9 to 5 the Musical' is perfect for anyone that's ever wanted to string up their boss, which is almost all of us.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Humor is the touchstone of the truly mythological as distinct from the more literal-minded and sentimental theological mood.

The average person is full of artificial desires, desires that have been suggested by what other people possess or require.

Citizen participation is a device whereby public officials induce nonpublic individuals to act in a way the officials desire.

Managing innovation better may be the only way out of the abyss called commodity hell.

We look our best in subdued colors, sophisticated cuts, and a general air of sleek understatement.

So far, I should be calm and more specifically not like that...Anything else? Would you like to do surgery on my personality? How about open-heart surgery? I´ve got some tools

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing, in so far as it stands ready against the accidental and the unforeseen, and is not apt to fall.

New York is tough on lonely people.

I don't get mad, I get even.

Religious fundamentalists in Bangladesh have always argued for a ban on my books.