What The Hell Quotes

Improvisation has been with me since I was a kid, and, taking a selfish pleasure from that, I just thought, "What the hell. It might as well be something other people enjoy."

It took me forty years on earth To reach this sure conclusion: There is no Heaven but clarity, No Hell except confusion.

At least, the sun had the decency to stay the hell away from us.

If I believed in hell, I'd definitely be going there.

My hell is going to be the stairmaster wing of Dante's inferno, where they're gonna tape my feet to the pedals and the only music I get is Michael Bolton karaoke style.

What the hell happened to Pluto?!

I went to see that movie 'From Hell,' or as Osama bin Laden calls it - 'Roots.'

Except in these latter-day songs, [Bob] Dylan is a grizzled old prophet who's already been to hell and back.

When I push, the top part of the leg goes ahead of the bottom part, and you can hear a big plonk when it comes back. My caddie said 'What the hell was that?!

Hell is for other people.

Criminals together. We're in hell, my little friend, and there's never any mistake there. People are not damned for nothing.

He [Michael Cimino] wasn't the typical filmmaker. I don't know if he had more in him, he certainly had a lot of scripts. I know he wrote a hell of a lot.

Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!

Bob Scarpelli [of DDB] has told me I'd rot in hell for the commercials I've done, but I think he's kidding.

If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell.

If you could hear the insane stuff going on in my head, it would scare the hell out of you. Probably. Or fascinate you. Depends on how easily you're startled, I guess.

This temporal fire is but a painted fire in respect of that penetrating and real fire in hell.

Thou shalt not steal the shekels of thine audience with a play which doth not let them know what the hell goeth on.

Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?

I always tell myself, when I remember the non-stop self-generated hell party that used to be my life, I wouldn't be here if I didn't go there.

You can't really compare hells. But I suppose the hell of being strung out on another person's addictive behavior is its own special thing.

Writing is so difficult that I feel that writers, having had their hell on earth, will escape all punishment hereafter.

Well my question is if the federal courts don't have jurisdiction over a constitutional question then who the hell does?

Who the hell can he be? He's never had V.D.

Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess.

To be closed from everything, and yet to feel, to think...This is the truth of hell, stripped of its gaudy medievalisms. This loss of contact.

When your existence is hell, death must be heaven.

How could you not want to draw breath one more day? How could your own life be such a cheap commodity? But then I started to understand: when your existence is hell, death must be heaven.

The legal system works really well, if you communicate a certain way. But if you don't, it all goes to Hell in a handbasket really quickly.

I'm a firm believer that you learn a hell of a lot more from your failures than you do from your successes.

I see smoke, smoke means fire, fire means people, people means we get the hell out of here.

I know this guy is a musician so I hope he can play us a tune that could get us the hell out of here.

Publishers are all cohorts of the devil; there must be a special hell for them somewhere.

I can't see heaven but I credit hell I live in New York so I know it well. When they shut out heaven with the Fuller Dome God gave it up and He went home.

I lost the love of heaven above I spurned the lust of earth below I felt the sweets of fancied love And hell itself my only foe.

I'm not really a goal-oriented guy. I started doing the Mountain Goats just for the sheer hell of it.

Walt Whitman's a hell of a lot more revolutionary than any Russian poet I've ever heard of.

Hell, I'm going to play pro basketball. I'm going to maybe be famous. I'm going to write books.

A felon's cell-- The fittest earthly type of hell!

To the irreligious person heaven would be hell.

Losing innocence. Remembering Heaven. That was the essence of Hell

On one hand we go like hell for every terror cell we can find, we penetrate it, we destroy it. On the other hand, there is a much bigger need for a political solution.

When I started performing I was like, "Holy hell, how am I going to survive this?" I was giving it my all in 15 minutes but now I had to do it for two hours.

'Oh! Darling' was a great one of Paul's that he didn't sing too well. I always thought I could have done it better-it was more my style than his. He wrote it, so what the hell, he's going to sing it.

Dangerous acts can be done safely in a community which thinks and feels rightly, which would be the way to hell if they were executed by those who think and feel wrongly.

I spent five and a half years in prison. The worst part was coming home and finding out Green Acres had been cancelled. What the hell was I fighting for?

I can only express satisfaction that the Dear Leader is joining the likes of Gaddafi, Bin Laden, Hitler, and Stalin in a warm corner of hell.

You can make hell out of heaven and heaven out of hell. It's all in the mind.

Hell has no benefits, only torture.

I fled, and cry'd out, Death; Hell trembled at the hideous name, and sigh'd From all her caves, and back resounded, Death.