Western Quotes

eyes running over me like the work of a hundred biting ants

I laugh. Yer crazy, I says.I was fine till I met you, he says.

Keep a spur handy.

There's something about a cowboy...

What kind of woman am I?" she asked. "My kind." He grinned.

Time to dance with the devil....

Mistletoe was her new favorite holiday decoration. She would have to hang some in the kitchen. All over the house. And keep the green stuff hanging until Easter. Or Thanksgiving.

Horses ... horses made me happy, complete. Then and there in the middle of some state, in a wild state of being, I vowed I would own a horse again.

Last month, I didn't even have the prospect of a relationship. Now I've got one cowboy too many, " she said.

A man who listened? Had she found the eighth wonder of the world?

Sometimes you've got to get a machete and hack your way through the kudzu to make your own path in life.

He sauntered across the kitchen, six feet of male hotness and charm, heading in her direction like a drone missile locked on a target.

When I’m away from you I am lost.But when I’m with you, I am lost in you.

The bats stop flying above and the moon stands still. He commands the air and the sky and my body.

This is Bourbon Street, isn’t it? Where’s the freakin’ bourbon?

You're pretty low maintenance, as women go.""I am, am I?" She sounded amused."Yeah. Like a cactus.

She tossed a handful of snow at his face, then shrieked as the wind whipped it back into her own.Red hooted. "Karma's a boomerang, sweetheart. Don't forget it.

Life's too short to say no when love shows up at your door.

Consider yourself warned, Frankie. Something about these mountains convinces previously sane women to give up Starbucks for saddle sores.

I hope you brought your handcuffs, " she added. "I won't go quietly.""I might use them anyway, for fun, " he answered, remembering the sensation of her warm lips against his.

Bending the law is different from breaking, my lovely, strategically-challenged Francesca.

I'm named after my father, Rudolph, " he said, then shot her a stern look. "But if you connect that with my red nose --

Great. He had a ranch with no power, a burgeoning blizzard, animals depending on him and now, a frightened, felonious elf to look after.

Once in rur-al Flathead coun-tyStood a cru-wel Christmas sceneDumped for slaugh-ter were the rein-deerWhen an elf did intervene.

Whatever it was that came over him that night pulled a cord—her laugh, or her surprise gasp slipping out to think he’d do something so bold.

I know what it’s like to be different. I’m a Native American in a white world.

The hand at her back stroked up and down. Never straying too far south, but igniting a fire inside her that she wanted this fireman to stoke instead of extinguish

She always thought of Aaron as special not less. He was God’s gift to her, and she wouldn’t trade him for the world.

Full of intrigue, tangled pasts, and raw emotions, [Gambling On A Secret by Sara Walter Ellwood] is guaranteed to keep you turning pages from start to finish and then wishing for one more chapter!

First of all, I’m not a ‘military type.’ Second, I never proclaimed to be a gentleman of any kind. I just like the facts straight up. There’s no bullshit to wade through to get to the truth." Dylan

I think of it like a caterpillar--a wrinkly, ugly worm with traces of dull colors on it. But when the worm metamorphoses, it becomes something truly beautiful.” Charli

People don’t really have much of a choice when the heart falls. I’m lucky enough that mine just so happened to fall for you, Misty.”—Dylan to Misty in, When the Heart Falls

The shot was so precise that the bullet went out his forehead and shattered a whisky bottle against the wall behind the counter.

There comes a time when a man has to kill his own snakes.

Was Jane now. All Jane. Come calamity or come calm, was myself and none else.

If the only option you leave poor people with is to resort to violence in order to survive, they’ll do just that. And there are lots more poor people in this world than there are rich ones.

A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes aren’t funny. They range between mildly amusing and grimace-inducingly annoying.

You shouldn’t say mean things to people before they kill you. It’s being a sore loser.

Let them come. We’ve got helicopters, tanks, jets, and big guns. We’ve got armies of robots. What do they have but their stench and the squalor they live in?

There’s a big difference between being numb to something and being immune to it.

Well you know what they say. It’s always raining somewhere.

You’ll find a way. You’ll always find a way. And on the rare occasions when you can’t, you’ll have friends who will.

We all end up dying in the end. It’s just a question of how and when.

As far as I know, there’s nothing more dangerous than a man who doesn’t care if he lives or dies.

He could argue a case for anything, but that doesn’t change the fact he’s wrong most of the time.

Don’t stay with someone who drives you crazy. Find someone who keeps you sane.

We don’t want our politicians bending to the whims of whichever corporation has the money to pay them off.

People didn’t love all of this when they still had it. If you love something, you do what’s best for it. You don’t destroy it.

Well one tiny poisonous spider can kill a very large man if it bites him in the right place.

A leader’s first duty is to look after his or her people, especially those who are sick, hungry, or thirsty.