She tossed a handful of snow at his face, then shrieked as the wind whipped it back into her own.Red hooted. "Karma's a boomerang, sweetheart. Don't forget it.

You're pretty low maintenance, as women go.""I am, am I?" She sounded amused."Yeah. Like a cactus.

Life's too short to say no when love shows up at your door.

Consider yourself warned, Frankie. Something about these mountains convinces previously sane women to give up Starbucks for saddle sores.

I hope you brought your handcuffs, " she added. "I won't go quietly.""I might use them anyway, for fun, " he answered, remembering the sensation of her warm lips against his.

Bending the law is different from breaking, my lovely, strategically-challenged Francesca.

I'm named after my father, Rudolph, " he said, then shot her a stern look. "But if you connect that with my red nose --

Great. He had a ranch with no power, a burgeoning blizzard, animals depending on him and now, a frightened, felonious elf to look after.

Once in rur-al Flathead coun-tyStood a cru-wel Christmas sceneDumped for slaugh-ter were the rein-deerWhen an elf did intervene.

You can't be anything but who you are. I wouldn't love you the same if you stopped being you. How do I change enough to accept that ruthless streak in you.

But if all this time between them had taught him anything, it was that they were orbiting the same fate. Together, always together, even when physically apart.

There is always something I gain from watching a movie, whether it's a silly romantic comedy or an art film.

I'm willing to do whatever I need to do to change.

Git an eyeful of cesspool alley the land of opportunity.

As for reality, I don't even have any interest in that word.

I never really considered acting as a career until I moved to New York.

For the First Time in My Adult Lifetime, I'm Really Proud of My Country

Some people think you are strong when you hold on. Others think it is when you let go.

When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season.