Travel Quotes
Rest and repose are as much a part of life’s journeys as seeing all we came to see.
When we can't get away for a vacation we get the same feeling by staying home and tipping every person that smiles.
This summer one-third of the nation will be ill-housed ill-nourished and ill-clad. Only they call it a vacation.
My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away as long as I'm not enjoying it.
On cable TV they have a weather channel - twenty-four hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.
There's a lot of nice things about Denver. I just don't for the life of me know what they are.
The people of Seattle deny they get much rain while the rest of the country thinks of it as America's bladder.
I hate Billings Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck - no models. You open a catalog and point.
After years of mocking L.A. for its smog the people of Denver are now coughing out of the other side of their mouths.
There's nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
It is possible to live in San Francisco for $35 000 a year. Obviously that doesn't include food or lodging.
I lived in Miami for a while in a section with a lot of really old people. The average age in my apartment house was dead.
I have no respect for gangs today. None. They just drive by and shoot people. At least in the old days like in West Side Story the gangs used to dance with each other.
A car is useless in New York essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.
New Yorkers are so impersonal if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all!
Living in New York is like being at some terrible late-night party. You're tired you've had a headache since you arrived but you can't leave because then you'd miss the party.
Living in California adds ten years to a man's life. And those extra ten years I'd like to spend in New York.
I have just returned from Boston it is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
A small town is usually divided by a railroad a main street two churches and a lot of opinions.
texan starting eternity: I never dreamed heaven would be so much like Texas. companion: Who said this was heaven?
France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
Always remember that you are an Englishman and therefore have drawn first prize in the lottery of life.
I once saw a pin on a Delta Airlines employee and I asked him what the letters in Delta stand for. He said "Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive."
When people ask me if I have any spare change I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.
When I first came to this country I didn't have a nickel in my pocket - now I have a nickel in my pocket.
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are open late and thanks to television you can shop in bed.
I love the polite drivers in La Jolla. At an intersection . . . most expensive car goes first.
I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead.
Chicago was started by a bunch of New Yorkers who said "Gee I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty but it just isn't cold enough."
Lovers of air travel find it exhilarating to hang poised between the illusion of immortality and the fact of death.
There is a ghost That eats handkerchiefs It keeps you company On all your travels.
A bred-in-the-bone Boston lady when asked why she never travelled said 'Why should I? I'm already there.'
