I never claimed to be anything more than a nice guy and an athlete.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Age is measured by the dreams not by the years.

Maybe the reason faith is called faith is because seeing doesn’t lead to belief, but belief transforms the way we see.

Focus is the ability to say no to the GOOD so you can fulfill the yes you said to the GREAT.

Gathering together of believers helps to be equipped to extend God’s kingdom

We read Robert Browning's poetry. Here we needed no guidance from the professor: the poems themselves were enough.

We should always look back on our own past with a sort of contempt, as long as the tenderness is there - but please let some of the contempt be there.

It is almost inconceivable that citizens of that time were willing to support so bloody a war, by putting so high a price upon Union and Liberty.

I'll hit them when it matters.

Accumulate power in silence and become a dynamo of spirituality.

I want to say that I cannot be intimidated or stopped. In order to put an end to various attempts to get rid of me as a possible candidate, I want to say that I'm running for president.