The Room Quotes

Lock yourself up in your room or go out in the woods where you an be alone. When you are alone the universe talks to you in flashes of inspiration.

We have so much room for improvement. Every aspect of our lives must be subjected to an inventory... of how we are taking responsibility.

I don't like to see teenage men wearing very tight jeans. The sight of an erection belongs in the privacy of the bedroom, living room, or kitchen floor.

People feel like they know you when you're in their living room, weekly, for five years. But I always get uncomfortable when people know more about me than I know about them.

Haven't you felt a peculiar sort of worry about the chair in your living room that no one sits in?

The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!

I don't really sit in the sun I have a flagstone terrace surrounding the swimming pool and just carrying the script from the office to the living room gives me an instant suntan.

The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?

Dancing - however you do it, even if it's in your living room - is a great workout.

Life is precious and there's not a lot of room for anger.

I still have a lot of room for improvement. I need to become a more skilled player.

Too bad brooms can't really fly. Now if you miss the bus you can't just go in your room and fly to school with a nimbus two thousand!

This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me to stop drinking.

A man could rant and smash and grapple with the State Police, and still the sprinklers whirled at dusk on every lawn and the television droned in every living room.

When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

Truth is beautiful and divine no matter how humble its origin.

There's always room for improvement. We have a nucleus that's pretty good. You want players that will help.

I get excited about room-service menus! I really do.

Anybody tells you that money is the root of all evil doesn't have any.

If you can't meditate in a boiler room, you can't meditate.

Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.

It isn't possible to love and to part.

When things don't work well in the bedroom, they don't work well in the living room either.

There is always room for improvement.

I hate kitchens. I don't understand these enormous American kitchens that take up half the living room and then they just order pizza.

What good is sitting all alone in your room?

How many people have a family grave in the backyard? I'm sure I'll end up there, or I'll shrink my head and put it in a glass box in the living room. I'll get more tourists to Graceland that way.

Adoption is a beautiful picture of redemption. It is the Gospel in my living room.

Honesty is a virtue, but not the only one. If you're in a courtroom you need the whole truth and nothing but the truth; in the living room, sometimes you need anything but. Often.

... there are shadows because there are hills.

Most Sunday magazines, with the New York Times as an exception, are kind of sleepy, weekend service vehicles to move living room products.

If you had the ceiling falling down in your living room, would you not go and have a repair?

To never see a fool you lock yourself in your room and smash the looking-glass.

Americans will listen, but they do not care to read. War and Peace must wait for the leisure of retirement, which never really comes: meanwhile it helps to furnish the living room.

Reading any piece of writing aloud is an acid test, particularly when it comes to dialogue. There were writers I'd always admired who suddenly rang false when I spoke their words in our living room.

You can transmute love, ignore it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you.

When you left on Saturday, I felt a horrible void, I saw you everywhere, on the beach, in your room, in the garden: impossible for me to get used to the idea that you had left.

It may be a point of great pride to have a Van Gogh on the living room wall, but the prospects of having Van Gogh himself in the living room would put a great many devoted art lovers to rout.

A sale is made on every call you make. Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can't. Either way a sale is made, the only question is: Who is gonna close?

There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which case baby's room should be in Peru.

There's always room for improvement. I'm always focused on the results, and those are the precise things that I don't really experience as a part of the performance.

It's good to leave your room super-messy when you're away. Whoever tries to break into your room will thought it has already been ransacked.

We cast a shadow on something wherever we stand.

To me, the stage is like my living room, or my home, and when you come over to my house, I have to be a hostess and invite you in so that we can have a great time.

If a viper lives in your room and you wish to have a peaceful sleep, you must first chase it out.

For me, there is a lot of room for improvement and there are a lot of things I would like to be better at.

Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room.

Room service. You like me fluff pillow?

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!