That Guy Quotes

I picked and co-wrote the songs that if I was a guy who would be spending my hard-earned money buying an album I would want to hear.

I'm a very straight-laced, conservative news kind of guy.

In film roles, I play a lot of heavies and a lot of bad guys, so I tend to be the jokester and the good-time Charlie on the set.

Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.

Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd not be here now.

I didn't know what a Rolex cost to be honest. I'm a Seiko and Timex guy, and always have been.

I want to be one of the top guys in the back end and make sure I keep our team in line and doing the right things in front of me.

I'm getting a lot of uninteresting romantic lead guys that look good and fall in love sort of garbage.

Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers.

So when I hear a guy after a game-winning home run say or gesture that God was on his side, I think to myself, 'He's saying God screwed the pitcher.

At one point, I said to the officials that you guys haven't called walking for 20 years, now you don't know what it is. When you call walking, you're about half right.

I'm the guy who puts projects together.

As far as critics, I'm not a hip guy. I was never on drugs. Nobody ever felt sorry for me 'cause I went straight or found God. I always had God. I've always like, played by the rules.

I'm not a hero or a superstar. I'm an everyday guy. I feel happy when children approach me. I feel that something good is happening in life when little kids recognise me.

I am a woman and I don't have the power and the strength of a man, so I have to use my technique and my strategy more than just using brute strength like some of the guys do.

In the martial arts, the guys respect the women fighters.

I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should cut my bangs.

I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like if you ever heard a guy go, I would never crap in a hot tub.

If you guys are interested in getting any kind of animal, definitely go and adopt.

I'm the same person. I don't put on a face. I'm the same guy every time you see me.

Colloquialism is the toughest part of what we do, as foreign actors, because there are certain sayings that you guys have that absolutely don't make any sense.

Long live the elite rower's motto:'early to bed, early to rise, never meet the regular guys.'

Of course, I would like to play the guy next door, but nobody's going to hire me for that kind of role.

I am a fairly go-with-the-flow guy. Don't get me wrong, I have convictions.

I want to be a guy who can be relied upon.

I'm not going to be a guy who does dances after he strikes somebody out. I'm not like that. I just want to secure a win. That's my job.

I keep hearing I'm a crazy party guy... I'm not. I'm boring... At least by party standards.

You hear stories of intense actors who can't shed their character and who don't know who they are for a week or two after. I'm not that guy, man.

I just take credit for being smart enough to find a guy as smart as Benett [Miller] to tell the story [of "Moneyball"].

The last guy tried to get out of me writing him a ticket by saying, 'Kiss me, big boy, kiss me like there's no tomorrow!'...as I recall, I didn't write that ticket.

I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I just don't want it to be the absolute focus of all of my act.

When you talk about modern comedy I think there's a big three right now, and that's Louis C.K., Bill Burr, and Jim Jefferies. I don't think anyone's doing it better than those three guys.

I'm a really friendly guy, I guess, and I really like meeting people.

The sober guy is always going to have this air of arrogance or self-righteousness, but it's not my intention. I just knew that if I drank, I'd have a drinking problem.

Don't trust a guy who accuses you of infidelity. He's cheating. He's projecting. If you're living that kind of life, you think everybody else is too.

I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for.

You want to have strong legs. You're in the trenches going against bigger guys in there, and you want to be able to have some force against them.

I certainly didn't want to date. I was through with guys.

My dad was a musician, it was just what he did, like another guy's dad drives a meat truck. Our house was normal. We weren't taken with the fact our dad was a musician.

The best coaches I've been around, even older guys, are continually learning new ways to do things and new ways to teach.

Hollywood is full of guys who say one thing, and then do another.

Can't argue with Gene Roddenberry. He was a pretty brilliant guy.

Bill Prady and Chuck Lorre, the guys who run that show [Big Bang Theory], are really funny and really smart, and the cast is fantastic to work with.

I don't like wearing suits all the time. I don't like looking like the clean-cut kind of dude. I think the coolest guys are the ones who dress how they want to dress.

Now it looks like I'll be known as the musical comedy guy. Which is good news for me. Or I'll be known as the New Zealand idiot.

When it comes to trade, when it comes to standing up to countries like North Korea, when it comes to standing up to guys like Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump is not a conservative.

In my public life, I'm just a guy who enjoys having fun.

In the middle of a play, I go crazy and don't realize what I'm doing. I'll snap back to reality and I realize, 'Hey, I just ripped that boy's helmet off,' or, 'I'm over here twisting this guy's knee.

I'm just an animal guy. I feel like every creature has some purpose, whether I know it or not.

I'm not sure if a grinning Irish guy who is speechless for 45 seconds is going to make good TV.