Now it looks like I'll be known as the musical comedy guy. Which is good news for me. Or I'll be known as the New Zealand idiot.

You've got to try and do your best, and the failure is what's funny. But you can't be aware of the failure, you've just got to keep trying to do your best.

I was genuinely starstruck when I met Kermit the Frog. Like many stars here tonight, he's a lot shorter in real life.

There are a lot of good shows that don't get picked up. Like that Ben Stiller pilot, Heat Vision And Jack? That would have been a great show, but somehow it slipped by.

My acting's very understated. I think my sad and happy don't play that differently onscreen.

It's easy to struggle in New York. I think New York is a bit expensive.

I think the radio is kind of cool, because you're really free to do whatever you want, because you can go into another world. Whereas in TV, you have to make that world.

I'm easy to get along with, and intolerant.

At the end of your life, you're lucky if you die.

I don't know, man. Look at me. I've changed. I've grown up. I've got a job, got a career ... I drink coffee now.

I definitely miss New Zealand. Mainly friends and family.

Gratitude opens our mind to accept more and fills our heart to give more.

Ask God for what you desire.

Being broken open by the storm is your only hope.

...don't be afraid to fall. Your wings will catch you.

I'm suspicious of any man or woman who approaches their own liberation with any kind of gender bias

My family, my friends, and skiing... thats it for me, thats my life. The joy I get from skiing, thats worth dying for.

Many traditional religions foster attitudes that ought to have disappeared as biological understanding accumulated over the last century.

George W. Bush has gathered around him upper-crust C-students who know no history or geography.

The muscles that writers need for film are very different from TV muscles. Now, when I hire the writers and put the writers' room together, I know where their muscles need to be.

Distorted realities have always been my cup of tea.