Stupid Quotes

They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the bottom.

You mean, like a book?

They [China] have indicated that they’re trying to develop nuclear capability and they want to develop more aircraft carriers like we have. So yes, we have to consider them a military threat.

Everyone looks the same to me in a photograph: stupid.

I'm ready for the 'gotcha' questions and they're already starting to come.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

We need a leader, not a reader.

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

Talking and eloquence are not the same: to speak and to speak well are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks.

To be too dissatisfied with ourselves is a weakness. To be too satisfied with ourselves is a stupidity.

Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

Be blind. Be stupid. Be British. Be careful.

I consider it an honor and a privilege to play for the Indianapolis Colts, and I would never want to jeopardize it by doing something stupid.

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…" he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word. "What a stupid lamb," I sighed. "What a sick, masochistic lion.

I also found being called Sir rather silly.

Well, it's not so easy to give an answer when you ask a stupid question!

I don't know what a monopoly is until somebody tells me.

I know what you want. It is very stupid of you, but you shall have your way, and it will bring you to sorrow, my pretty princess. - The sea witch.

It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing

There are well-dressed foolish ideas just as there are well-dressed fools.

And maybe I'm a little smarter now than I was before for all the stupid things I've done.

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.

I got as much information as I could, so I wouldn't look stupid, but this is a post 9/11 world and there's only so much you can do with the FBI in terms of research.

Unhappiness does make people look stupid.

But go on, valiant champion; you die not as a fool, though the apostate, unfaithful, and lukewarm ministers and professors of this generation think and say so.

Werewolves? Oh please, just plain stupid. Who wants to get it on with a man ruled by his inner dog?

All rock-and-rollers over the age of 50 look stupid and should retire

Laziness in doing stupid things can be a great virtue.

No. Because it's so stupid no Dauntless with any sense would speak it, let alone think it. Pansycake. What are you, twelve?" "And a half," he says.

You can be stupid once, but idiotic to do it again. I'll settle for being stupid.

The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives.

George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.

Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.

Since that first showing of Foolish Wives I have seemed to walk through vast crowds of people, their white American faces turned towards me in stern reproof.

I definitely only want to do charity work that I'm hands-on involved in. I don't want to get a dress on and go to a stupid event.

Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

If a man does not work at necessary and good things, then he will work at unnecessary and stupid things

I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

Luck, bad if not good, will always be with us. But it has a way of favoring the intelligent and showing its back to the stupid.

In Haig's presence, Kissinger referred pointedly to military men as "dumb, stupid animals to be used" as pawns for foreign policy.

So far, this is the oldest I've been.

If you're going to succeed, you've got to be like one of those punch-drunk fighters in the old Warner Bros. boxing pictures: too stupid to fall down, you just keep slugging and stay on your feet.

The critics can say stupid things and we can enjoy them, if we have the legitimate feeling of superiority - the satisfaction of a duty accomplished.

If you are always trying to do something great and different and fresh, lots of them are going to be shut down for lots of stupid or good reasons, but you have to keep on trying.

Modern American liberalism is nothing but the socialism too stupid to recognize itself in the mirror.

In the stream.- Mighty waters draw much stone and rubble along with them; mighty spirits many stupid and bewildered heads.

Once the decision has been made, close your ear even to the best counter argument: sign of a strong character. Thus an occasional will to stupidity.

I say really stupid things sometimes. When I go back and watch some of my old interviews from when I was younger, I just cringe.

Nothing dumb ever starts out stupid.