Stupid Quotes

The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

And maybe I'm a little smarter now than I was before for all the stupid things I've done.

There are well-dressed foolish ideas just as there are well-dressed fools.

It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing

I know what you want. It is very stupid of you, but you shall have your way, and it will bring you to sorrow, my pretty princess. - The sea witch.

I don't know what a monopoly is until somebody tells me.

Well, it's not so easy to give an answer when you ask a stupid question!

I also found being called Sir rather silly.

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…" he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word. "What a stupid lamb," I sighed. "What a sick, masochistic lion.

I consider it an honor and a privilege to play for the Indianapolis Colts, and I would never want to jeopardize it by doing something stupid.

Be blind. Be stupid. Be British. Be careful.

Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

To be too dissatisfied with ourselves is a weakness. To be too satisfied with ourselves is a stupidity.

Talking and eloquence are not the same: to speak and to speak well are two things. A fool may talk, but a wise man speaks.

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

We need a leader, not a reader.

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid.

I'm ready for the 'gotcha' questions and they're already starting to come.

Everyone looks the same to me in a photograph: stupid.

They [China] have indicated that they’re trying to develop nuclear capability and they want to develop more aircraft carriers like we have. So yes, we have to consider them a military threat.

You mean, like a book?

They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the bottom.

New York is a field of tireless and antagonistic interests undoubtedly fascinating but horribly unreal. Everybody is looking at everybody else a foolish crowd walking on mirrors.

I may be ignorant but I ain't stupid!

I can be stupid in my lyrics or say whatever I want without having to worry about anybody else's feeling or anybody being embarrassed by it or anything like that.

An inability to handle language is not the same thing as stupidity.

Unix was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things.

If Terri was upset about how silly she would look, her mother was completely undone. Seems she wanted Terri in her full natural bloom, not with any blooming flower.

One has to be foolish or irredeemably stupid to believe that anything good can come to Europe from the land of presumed opportunity.

The most pernicious of absurdities is that weak, blind, stupid faith is better than the constant practice of every human virtue.

To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness.

The foolish are like ripples on water, For whatsoever they do is quickly effaced; But the righteous are like carvings upon stone, For their smallest act is durable.

If a person is stupid, we excuse him by saying that he cannot help it; but if we attempted to excuse in precisely the same way the person who is bad, we should be laughed at.

Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes.

Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb!

You know, I'd love to do a Maxim shoot. But I'm not going to do it, because that's just stupid to do.

Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?

It's annoying when people do that so-called comedians impression of me when it's stupid nonsense.

It's good to feel stupid sometimes and do things that are out of your comfort zone.

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

Football is a game based on emotion and intelligence. Anyone can be clever, the trick is not to think the other guy is stupid.

We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals.

There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.

The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.

As is so often the case with pieces that appear in the 'Onion,' I honestly could not decide whether this was a clever hoax or not - the arguments were almost exactly as stupid as the real thing.

A stupid disgusting bore is a guy who has nothing to say, and nonetheless says it anyway.

What better way to head off more oil drilling, nuclear plants, than by blowing up a rig? I'm just noting the timing, here.

Getting [cruise missiles] more accurate so that we can have precise precision.

Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you tried to call it over to you.