Sarcastic Quotes
It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing
It pains me to admit this, but Roger was a good sight less stupid than most children.
Understandably she had a lot of suitors, just like any other girls in China with two arms and legs.
I didn’t intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that’s just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days.
It’s a sad state of affairs when I’m the one bringing sanity to the equation
There’s an empty seat next to me in the ‘intensely aggravating’ section…and it’s got your name on it
The cleanest civilization I’ve ever seen…and the number one thing you pack for a wedding is a jar of dirt?
I wish I could say I’m low maintenance, but I like some of the finer things in life…like a toothbrush.
I’m not familiar with this word you were repeating before…‘cojones’, was it?”I blushed as Dominick patted me on the back. “Way to introduce him to the vernacular, Palta.
Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.
All right, we need a way to get into the palace. Any ideas?""Ask nicely? Charge in? Fly? Wait, do you mean reasonable ones?
We’re automatons in a symphony conducted by a lunatic and performed by blind idealists.” Damon
We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.
Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a mother's heart than to know that her son thinks of her constantly.
One time, I went to a restaurant and I asked the waiter for some food for thought. He left, came back, and tried shoving a sirloin in my ear.
God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free to go back to enjoying hell.
You're just a huge romantic at heart, aren't you?""If there's cash involved, I'm anything you want me to be.
Some of us are looking at the stars, but all of us are living in the gutter.
A lot of people are alive because I shed too much hair to get away with murder.
Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.
Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard... -George Foster
She decided to make his life as terrible, tragic and complicated as possible, so that some day Percy Jackson would have a really hard time writing about it.
Whoosh! went the bluebird of sarcasm, zooming miles above Dale’s head.
While you were out JUDGING others, you left your closet door open...and guess what fell out!....Ooops
Mr. Sand, do you think it's possible to fall in love in the space of a single day?"He smiled. "I wouldn't know. I only fall in love at night. Never lasts beyond breakfast, though.
Your middle name might be discreet, but mine is resourceful, Darling.
Celaena?” Sam asked into the dark. “Should I worry about going to sleep?”She blinked, then laughed under her breath. At least Sam took her threats somewhat seriously.
wen thectaste of my own medicine is given to me results into silent treatment, its not bitter therefore i enjoy the medicine i gave you too.
If one wishes to elicit a reaction from the elusive species known as 'reservus quietgirlius, ' one must poke.
i have to love myself more than i love him, in order to leave him.
You’re starting to sound like one of those songs that DJ’s play when they wanna clear out the dancefloor.
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