You're just a huge romantic at heart, aren't you?""If there's cash involved, I'm anything you want me to be.

I have a very varied taste in music. Everything from rap to classical to Latino to Rat Pack to jazz.

Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

Defiance through compliance.

Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.

Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?

I write letters to you that you’ll never see.

Wisdom to accept change creates life, but conformity creates stagnation and leads to death.

When you cannot make up your mind between two evenly balanced courses of action choose the bolder.

You wouldn't want to be called a sell-out by selling a product. Selling out was frowned on, whereas now you can major in it at business school.

I feel dominant - I feel the triangle offense utilizes all my skills.

Stories are the untested, uninvestigated theories that tell us what all these things mean. We don’t even realize that they’re just theories.

Whatever I can do to help our team, whether it's defense or offense, I'm going to do it.

Prudence approaches, conscience accuses.

Let's just kill everyone and let God sort them out.