Retarded Quotes

Underneath this veneer of slightly crazy and mildly socially retarded, I'm a complete disaster.

What is the politically correct term for 'retarded'?""I think the words you're fishing for are 'mentally disabled.' And no. I'm not mentally disabled.

My intellectual achievement was retarded when I went to high school. I sort of sank into a black hole because I had to go to the high-achieving, academic public high school.

Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.

Physics was the first of the natural sciences to become fully modern and highly mathematical.Chemistry followed in the wake of physics, but biology, the retarded child, lagged far behind.

Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing!

They drummed into you that pain was good, you were supposed to go with it, push into the pain, and only... now... did I contemplate what retarded advice this was.

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.

We're just musically and rhythmically retarded. We play so hard that we can't tune our guitars fast enough. People can relate to that.

There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.

I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.

Our industry [classic music] has kind of retarded into this kind of endless cover-producing thing, and it's a pity.

Our relationship is complicated by the fact that I am emotionally retarded.

Nothing perhaps has so retarded the reception of the higher conclusions of Geology among men in general, as ... [the] instinctive parsimony of the human mind in matters where time is concerned.

I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.

There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films … like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

Though the profusion of Government must undoubtedly have retarded the natural progress of England to wealth and improvement, it has not been able to stop it.

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.

Think of something, Oh yes! Think of something. Your life must not be in retardation so think of something! Think of growth for that is the whole essence of life!