My Wife Quotes

Don't go running off at the mouth. Let the picture tell the story. No one tunes in to hear you broadcast the game, except maybe your mother or your wife.

There ought to be a special place in heaven for coaches' wives.

I think Paul Sarbanes and his wife Christine socialized with them [George and Heather Mitchell] more than I did, but we all hung out, or we saw each other in groups.

The word and works of God is quite clear, that women were made either to be wives or prostitutes.

I wont let a wife lead me to the altar. [I will not have a wife that shall be my master.]

When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.

I go into Daunt Books in Marylebone every couple of weeks. My wife Sara demolishes books, but I only buy stuff occasionally. I like boys' things, spies and the Cold War.

Hulk Hogan's wife has filed for divorce. This is the most devastating breakup since Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And then Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. And soon, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon.

Last year my wife got a Rolls-Royce.

In the old days, one married a wife; now one forms a company with a female partner, or moves in to live with a friend. And then one seduces the partner, or defiles the friend.

... you can never be sure of what has passed between husband and wife or lover and mistress.

If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.

Living in England, provincial England, must be like being married to a stupid but exquisitely beautiful wife.

men love their wives not because of their virtues, but in spite of them.

My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.

She is but half a wife that is not, nor is capable of being, a friend.

I have two children. I have a Down syndrome child whom I love very much, and my wife that I love.

By all implies marry if you get a great wife/husband, you are going to be pleased. If you get a bad a single, you are going to become a philosopher.

My wife and I both love cooking - I am an advanced male - so we argue about who gets to rustle up dinner.

My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.

If ever wife was happy in a man, compare with me, ye women if you can.

My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit

My wife and I come from a Christian worldview.

A loss, but who still mourns the breath of one woman, or laments one wife? Though my heart never can forget, how, for one look, she gave up her life.

Nathan always believed his wife was trying to poison him but he didn't seem to mind. He said it made life kind of exciting.

I've tried and failed a lot. But I've also tried to be really clear about my brand. It is who I am. I'm a mum, I'm a wife, I'm 44 and from the Midwest.

I think my wife has always been aware, whatever country we have been in, of my dramatic leading man status; a little too dramatic she would probably say.

I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.

He was really into family... He'd never come on the road with me on the weekends 'cause he wanted to spend time with his wife.

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

The fact is that my wife if she had common sense would have more power over me than any other whatsoever, for my heart always alights upon the nearest perch.

My daughter lived with my wife being ill since she was 2.

Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she's an Internet widow.

I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else's wife.

My wife told me I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be.

I will never get married to the head of General Motors. I will never be the wife of a superstar. For those women, their lives are somebody else's. I will never be a Mrs. Blabidyblah!

Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.

Somehow we've even developed the notion that a woman who seeks to meet her husband's needs is subservient (but a husband who fails to meet his wife's needs is a pig.)

I want to be with my best friend. My best friend, my wife. Who could ask for anything more?

'Tis not to make me jealous To say my wife is fair, feeds well, loves company, Is free of speech, sings, plays, and dances well; Where virtue is, these are more virtuous.

My first wife was a theater person.

At first, it must be remembered, that [women] can never accomplish anything until they put womanhood ahead of wifehood, and make motherhood the highest office on the social scale.

Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead.

The first language that I learned was Italian in Italy in the early and middle-'60s and I had to do that to keep up with the young men who were courting my wife.

I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected.

Everybody all over the world takes a wife's estimate into account in forming an opinion of a man.

I said to the president's wife, Vietnam is the main reason we are having trouble with the youth of America. It is a war without explanation or reason.

To be happy, a man must love his wife as she chooses to be loved.

Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above this is the right time for marriage.

How happy a thing were a wedding, And a bedding, If a man might purchase a wife For a twelvemonth and a day