Men Quotes

Men have better self-images than women. You know what I've never seen in a men's magazine? A makeover.

When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?

My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of the women they're married to.

Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying

If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.

All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.

All men would still really like to own a train set.

The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.

Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it a bottle, but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.

I'm a very, very handsome man, and have had to come to terms with it... um, do I like the way I look? In the right light, and with a following wind.

Terribly sad news about Stuart Cable, such a lovely, warm, funny, talented man.

I'm try[ing] to catch up on my work and you know I keep my eyes on the road, but I'm a busy man.

I have never felt at any point in my life, good or bad, any ill will ever from the man or woman on the street.

I've always found women more interesting than men.

I pitied myself for having no door until I met a man with no dividers.

I think Republicans need to have their staffers reading less Ayn Rand and having them read Dr. Viktor Frankl's Man's Search For Meaning more.

I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least two members of the Spice Girls.

It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I'm sure that he wouldn't like the prospect of it put to him, and I won't even go there with Eminem.

Diseases crucify the soul of man, attenuate our bodies, dry them, wither them, rivel them up like old apples, make them as so many Anatomies.

Every man hath a good and a bad angel attending on him, all his life long.

Temperance is a bridle of gold; he, who uses it rightly, is more like a god than a man.

By the data to date, there is only one animal in the Galaxy dangerous to man -- man himself. So he must supply his own indispensable competition. He has no enemy to help him.

All human behavior, all human motivations, all man’s hopes and fears, were heavily colored and largely controlled by mankind’s tragic and oddly beautiful pattern of reproduction.

An armed man need not fight.

Specialization is for insects... The race of man? He's a whole other creature.

If men were the automatons that behaviorists claim they are, the behaviorist psychologists could not have invented the amazing nonsense called 'behaviorist psychology.'

Under our system every voter and officeholder is a man who has demonstrated through voluntary and difficult service that he places the welfare of the group ahead of personal advantage.

Men are not potatoes!

The hunter died when he achieved supremacy. Perhaps the death of the hunter will be the long monument to interglacial man. We denied a future to our sucessor beings.

Is it possible that the environmental severity of the 1930s induced-particularly in the most aware, alert, and compassionate of [British] men-a morality which makes no sense today?

Publishers are humane men, and rarely commit crimes. Authors, however, are a hardened set, who usually perpertrate a felony every time they issue a book.

The wise man thinks once before he speaks twice.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn't make any sense if quoted as it stands.

But if there be an hereafter,And that there is, conscience, uninfluenc'dAnd suffer'd to speak out, tells every man,Then must it be an awful thing to die;More horrid yet to die by one's own hand.

Every breath taken in by the man Who loves, and the woman who loves, Goes to fill the water tank Where the spirit horses drink.

Some men live with an invisible limp, stagger, or drag a leg. Their sons are often angry.

A person who discreetly farts in an elevator is not a divine being, and a man needs to know this.

And why shouldn't the miraculous, / Caught on this earth, visit / The old man alone in his hut?

One man wrote me, saying, 'You know who you are? You're nothing but a Captain Bly pissing up a drainpipe!'

How few successful men are interesting! Hannibal, Alcibiades, with Raleigh, Mithridates, and Napoleon, who would compare them for a moment with their mere conquerors?

Every man has a day in his life when nobody can defeat him.

Some day man will travel at the speed of light, of small interest to those of us still trying to catch up to the speed of time.