Manure Quotes

Well, I can do certain jobs because smells don't bother me. But that means I'm usually the one at the ranch cleaning up all the manure.

It seems with progress you gain certain things and you lose certain things. The automobile replaced the horse and buggy but you lost all of that nice manure.

My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come to New York.

If you're a gardener you don't need a gym. [...] You're always carrying large sacks of manure all over.

If you have been touched by the success fairy, people think you know why. People think success breeds enlightenment and you are duty-bound to spread around like manure. Fertilize those young minds!

What are we doing down here? We prepare the blossoms of tomorrow. We all manure future humanity.

The bushes of love are blossomed through the manure of hardship.

We need to respect the fact that cows are herbivores, and that does not mean feeding them corn and chicken manure.

You have a manure pile of memories. Nothing you can do about that. Now, you can drown in the stink, or turn it into compost and grow a garden.