Lazy Quotes

People are not lazy. They simply have impotent goals - that is, goals that do not inspire them.

Slow down and remember this: Most things make no difference. Being busy is a form of mental laziness-lazy thinking and indiscriminate action.

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.

How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?

Now I'm a pretty lazy person and am prepared to work quite hard in order to avoid work.

The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.

People are generally resistant to teaching and training because it requires effort. This clashes with the natural wiring of human adults: We are fundamentally lazy.

Automatically thinking ‘everything that happens is God’s will’ is a lazy way to live. We live in a war. Jesus wasn’t fighting the Father’s will when He raised the dead.

You must work and do good, not be lazy and gamble, if you wish to earn happiness. Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.

I always feel like I have to prove myself as an actor, otherwise you get lazy if you're not slightly terrified that you're going to fail all the time.

The free soul is rare, but you know it when you see it

The slacker does not plow during planting season; at harvest time he looks, and there is nothing.

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

Is it a misfortune that magnificent California was seized from the lazy Mexicans who did not know what to do with it.

Rage or fear... It oscillates. Rage I need to motivate me to try things that I can't ordinarily do - as I'm a lazy man. Fear - to keep pushing harder so we don't lose what we've accomplished.

Lazy people tend not to take chances, but express themselves by tearing down other's work.

I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right?

Find the leverage in the world so you can be truly lazy.

Folks who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do

Love doesn't suit the lazy; sometimes it requires strong, precise actions.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

Comfort is for the lazy and the ugly." Aphrodite

Leisure is the time for doing something useful. This leisure the diligent person will obtain the lazy one never.

Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic.

I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time.

Procrastination is not Laziness", I tell him. "It is fear. Call it by its right name, and forgive yourself.

Work is the law of the modern world, which has no place for lazy people.

I'm basically a very lazy person who likes to get credit for things other people actually do.

A loafer always has the correct time.

I'm happy to feed the illusion that I'm a lazy recluse.

When we're unemployed, we're called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it's called a depression.

I don't know how I can be so ambitious and so lazy at the same time.

There are no ugly women, only lazy.

I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.

I'm barely prolific and incredibly lazy.

Fatalism is the lazy man's way of accepting the inevitable.

I think e-mail is kind of a cheap way to communicate. It's a lazy way of writing a letter, you know.

Sure, some journalists use anonymous sources just because they’re lazy, and I think editors ought to insist on more precise identification even if they remain anonymous.

If one is too lazy to think, too vain to do a thing badly, too cowardly to admit it, one will never attain wisdom.

Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy. To do nothing and have it count for something. To lie in the grass and count the stars. To sit on a branch and study the clouds.

I've realised that when I don't play people who are complex I get very, very bored, and then lazy, and end up being rubbish.

As a child, I was called stupid and lazy. On the SAT I got 159 out of 800 in math. My parents had no idea that I had a learning disability.

Any measure that establishes legal charity on a permanent basis and gives it an administrative form thereby creates an idle and lazy class, living at the expense of the industrial and working class.

There is no such thing as a lazy person; he is either sick or uninspired.

Every man is as lazy as he dares to be.

It's funny with jeans now, because if they don't feel like a pair of sweatpants, I don't have patience for them anymore! I think I'm becoming increasingly lazy.

Our bodies must always be wherever that struggle and the moment we forget that, the moment we become lazy, the moment we sit back, then then the evil ones do their ordained tasks to us.

Disintegration---I'm taking it in stride.

The mediocre golfer generally is one who is too lazy to play better.

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things