Folks who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

You love tests?""Well, yeah. There are questions and answers. True or false, multiple choice, essay. What's not to love?

I always say my biological clock must be digital, because I've never heard it ticking.

My dad said, 'Stay humble, and you gotta work harder than everybody else.' My mom said, 'Always be yourself.' She always told me only God can judge me.

For usually people resist as long as they can to dismiss the fool they harbor in their bosom, they resist to confess a major mistake or to admit a truth that makes them despair.

Germany is to be contained from outside and heterogenized from the inside by influx, 'diluted' so to speak.

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.

Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.

Acting is an aesthetic career, which is annoying.

Socially, most people delayed motherhood for five to 10 years around us.

These people were well dressed in skins, had some guns, but armed generally with bows and arrows and such other instruments of war as are common among the Indians of the Missouri.