Laughing Quotes

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor.

I am never embarrassed by something that makes people laugh.

We've got to laugh or break our hearts in this damnable world.

You don't go your whole life without laughing. It's just life.

I just want to spend the rest of my life with someone who makes me smile, laugh, feel special, and supports me.

Situation comedies are old-fashioned - they stick to formulas. I resent their music which is old fashioned. I resent the use of a laugh track.

Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.

Fool, not to know that love endures no tie, And Jove but laughs at lovers' perjury.

Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion.

A solitary laugh is often a laugh of superiority.

They always tell me nobody's working as hard as you and even though I laugh it off man, it's probably true.

Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.

If we were to all sit in a circle and confess our sins, we would laugh at each other for lack of originality.

My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.

What a fool cannot learn he laughs at, thinking that by his laughter he shows superiority instead of latent idiocy.

No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.

People still laugh at me in politics, they think I won't make it; but I think I will, after Harold Wilson, I will be your next Chancellor to become Prime Minister.

I'm the kind of person who wants the people around me to be comfortable, to laugh, and to have a fabulous time - I want them to be as happy as I am.

She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.

Laughing is just another way of showing people your wise

You have to learn to laugh all the time. It's a practice of life. It's a practice of happiness.

One must keep a few smiles aside to laugh at oneself on joyless days.

Just having someone make you laugh so hard that it hurts is so healing to me.

Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep.

He'd learned his lesson a long time ago: Even in the midst of heartbreak, you could still find yourself laughing.

I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone - even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying.

All laws which can be broken without any injury to another, are counted but a laughing-stock, and are so far from bridling the desires and lusts of men, that on the contrary they stimulate them.

For me, compatibility is a sense of humour, being able to laugh together; that is very important.

An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh.

Today, take a break from your ego and don't take yourself too seriously. Enjoy your Spirit and laugh!

I shall laugh my bitter laugh.

No shoots, says Friday, no yet, me shoot now, me no kill; me stay, give you one more laugh.

The Linux philosophy is "laugh in the face of danger". Oops. Wrong one. "Do it yourself". That's it.

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

I hope in my lifetime we can all continue to laugh at ourselves and not put down anyone for what they weigh.

I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which would make him laugh

Laughing at fear is one of the best things you can do. When you are afraid, instead of just plunging into panic, laugh. The fear gets really uptight and leaves.

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

True joy is a serene and sober motion; and they are miserably out so that take laughing for rejoicing; the seat of it is within, and there is no cheerfulness like the resolutions of a brave mind.

The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.

Each cast member brings their own vibe and antics to the set. You're constantly surrounded by fun loving people who can make you laugh in their own way

In a better world, I can do anything. I'll be there in a better world. In a better world, they will not laugh at me or look down their nose at me.

You probably shouldn't laugh any more.

One does not laugh because one is happy; one is happy because one laughs.

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.

Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

The worst thing is a rainy day with no laughs

I'm the clown you take out of the box and wind up when you need a good laugh. And then, when you're done with me, I go back in my box.

Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man.

If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France.