Laughing Quotes

I love making people laugh. And I love laughing.

A mind conscious of right laughs at the falsehoods of rumour. [Lat., Conscia mens recti famae mendacia risit.]

I feel things can always be funny, but that's probably because I have some kind of leftover childhood need to make people laugh. For somebody like me, that's the thing you excel at.

When we're on set, we kind of joke around, and when we're rehearsing, we change up the scenes and make each other laugh. We lighten up the mood. The blooper reel is going to be amazing on 'New Moon.'

If the Martians ever find out how human beings think, they'll kill themselves laughing.

When I was young, I learned very early on that I could make my mother laugh. And that was one of the greatest sounds I ever heard.

A good song can make you smile, or it can make you dance or laugh or remind you of a moment.

We are the only creatures that both laugh and weep. I think it's because we are the only creatures that see the difference between the way things are and the way they might be.

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.

The Linux philosophy is "laugh in the face of danger". Oops. Wrong one. "Do it yourself". That's it.

No shoots, says Friday, no yet, me shoot now, me no kill; me stay, give you one more laugh.

I shall laugh my bitter laugh.

Today, take a break from your ego and don't take yourself too seriously. Enjoy your Spirit and laugh!

An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh.

For me, compatibility is a sense of humour, being able to laugh together; that is very important.

All laws which can be broken without any injury to another, are counted but a laughing-stock, and are so far from bridling the desires and lusts of men, that on the contrary they stimulate them.

I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone - even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying.

He'd learned his lesson a long time ago: Even in the midst of heartbreak, you could still find yourself laughing.

Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep.

Just having someone make you laugh so hard that it hurts is so healing to me.

One must keep a few smiles aside to laugh at oneself on joyless days.

You have to learn to laugh all the time. It's a practice of life. It's a practice of happiness.

Laughing is just another way of showing people your wise

She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.

I'm the kind of person who wants the people around me to be comfortable, to laugh, and to have a fabulous time - I want them to be as happy as I am.

People still laugh at me in politics, they think I won't make it; but I think I will, after Harold Wilson, I will be your next Chancellor to become Prime Minister.

No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.

What a fool cannot learn he laughs at, thinking that by his laughter he shows superiority instead of latent idiocy.

My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.

If we were to all sit in a circle and confess our sins, we would laugh at each other for lack of originality.

Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.

They always tell me nobody's working as hard as you and even though I laugh it off man, it's probably true.

A solitary laugh is often a laugh of superiority.

Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion.

Fool, not to know that love endures no tie, And Jove but laughs at lovers' perjury.

Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.

Situation comedies are old-fashioned - they stick to formulas. I resent their music which is old fashioned. I resent the use of a laugh track.

I just want to spend the rest of my life with someone who makes me smile, laugh, feel special, and supports me.

You don't go your whole life without laughing. It's just life.

We've got to laugh or break our hearts in this damnable world.

I am never embarrassed by something that makes people laugh.

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor.

The reasoning man who scorns the prejudices of simpletons necessarily becomes the enemy of simpletons; he must expect as much, and laugh at the inevitable.

In every job, relationship, or life situation there is inevitably some turbulence. Learn to laugh at it. It is part of what you do and who you are.

It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.

I'm pretty irreverent. There is a lot of need to find humour in life. Although I'd never be as disrespectful to laugh at someone's expense.

There is always a secret irritation about a laugh in which we cannot join

The children with the streamlets sing, When April stops at last her weeping; And every happy growing thing Laughs like a babe just roused from sleeping.

The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.

And so long as I can laugh, never will I be poor. This then, is one of nature's greatest gifts and I will waste it no more.