When you can laugh at yourself, you are free.

When You Try To Control Everything, Remember, It's Just A Matter of Time You'll End Up Losing Everything....

Kiss me one last time Skye... before I die. I want to enter heaven with the taste of you on my lips.

For Hanalea the Warrior!

Balance in large measure is knowing the things that can be changed, putting them in proper perspective, and recognizing the things that will not change."

We must rid the world of the scourge of these agents of death and destruction

I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady.

The Middle Ages burned its heretics and the modern age threatens them with atom bombs.

Women's Aid is a fantastic charity which has my full support. I am proud to call myself a Real Man, a man who will stand up against domestic violence.

If you only ever heard Lady Gaga, she's the most boring singer in the world.

The Greeks could be a crushing bore. I recommend dressing everyone in combat fatigues or S&M gear.