Las Vegas Quotes

Las Vegas is the expression, in glitter and concrete, of Americas brittle and mutating id.

I had a great time doing Vegas. It's just that it takes a lot of time.

I work a lot, and not just in Las Vegas.

I started a big part of my career in Vegas.

Guests love to be 'wowed' in Las Vegas. They enjoy and embrace new tastes, new flavors, and they come to expect the unexpected in Las Vegas.

Las Vegas is a city of kickbacks. A desert city of greased palms. A place where a $20 bill can buy approval, a $100 bill adulation and $1,000 canonization.

Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. We will have zero tolerance for anyone who is intolerant.

Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about.

I used to be with a publishing house called Roosevelt Music. A gentleman there told me he had seen Peggy Lee perform Fever in Las Vegas and I found out later she wanted to record it.

I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs.

Secretly, I had always wanted to go to Vegas, and have my own really bad act!

The guys have a lot of good cars built up. We're going to do some more testing before we go back to Las Vegas and try to win at Vegas again. We need to get off to a quick start.

I like Vegas for its spontaneity.

I had a big troupe, a big army and it was a lot of fun. And, after 10 years of that, I just decided that I wanted to travel and do special dates. I go to Las Vegas these days.

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.

A little bit of this town goes a very long way.

Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream

Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.

I also want to return to doing stand-up. I've become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

My work's never been accepted by my family, but it's something I'll always carry on with.

There's just no quiet in Vegas.

No one thinks Las Vegas is real; it is illusion, but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend.

Never let the church become a place where it's just a Las Vegas display place for you to show off.

I was booked into the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas with three other comedians. We all were using the Riviera in-house shampoo, so we all had equal shine and bounce.

For the message of television as metaphor is not only that all the world is a stage but that the stage is located in Las Vegas, Nevada.

I was born and raised in Las Vegas, and then I left there to go to the University of Evansville where I majored in theatre.

Las Vegas was and is a hard town that will make you pay for your inability to restrain your desires.... If you have a weakness, Las Vegas will punish you.

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.

Las Vegas is incredible. Either you love it or you're a classy person with morals. I fall into the former category. It's definitely bled into my writing.

The first thing I think of when I think about coming to Las Vegas and playing is always Elvis; its always the first thing on my mind.

Las Vegas is a very strange place. It's a place of broken dreams.

Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.

I was just in Las Vegas, where prostitution is legal. Which is a relief because I live in Los Angeles, where it is mandatory.

Investing is like waiting for paint dry and grass grow so. If you like fun, let handle 800 USD and headed to Las Vegas

The only thing constant is change, we keep going through it not only in Las Vegas but in every part of our business and culture

I got a hotel room at New York New York in Las Vegas and I was very happy. They've got that rollercoaster encircling the entire premises, just like Manhattan.

I've seen men in $5,000 suits urinate in public fountains here. Las Vegas is the best place on earth.

I think it'd be disgraceful if a chap wasn't allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas. The real scandal would be if you went to Vegas and you didn't misbehave in some trivial way.

The Obama 'stimulus' plan is a $1 trillion dollar gamble more suited to Las Vegas than Washington.

KISS is Las Vegas entertainment. A musician doesn't need the mask.

Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can stay in Las Vegas.

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one.

[Las Vegas in the early 1960] was thrilling, exciting... I would describe it as very Parisian.

Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong.

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops.

Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven.