Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

So, ’ Nico said, ‘since we’re going to be spending at least a year seeing each other at camp, I think I should clear the air.’ Percy’s smile wavered. ‘What do you mean?

You did not die when you were drawing public assistance money, but you certainly did not remain alive.

Let us never forget to pray. God lives. He is near. He is real.

You need to try to master the ability to feel sad without actually being sad.

I don't mind a gut. In fact, I would prefer a guy to have a gut than be too built.

Life is mere chance only when one allows it to be.

Make your life a happy one. That is where success is possible to every man.

If God loves us enough to send us Prophets, then we need to love Him enough to follow them.

No couples in Virginia can adopt other than a married couple - that's the right policy.

The way you give love is the most profoundly human part of you. When people say it's ugly or a perversion or an abomination, they're attacking the center of your being.