John Quotes

John Kerry is a sphincter. Okay, that's a bit juvenile.

Nerd life is just so much better than regular life.

Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.

For more than 20 years, on every one of the great issues of freedom and security, John Kerry has been more wrong, more weak and more wobbly than any other national figure.

Did John Brown fail? John Brown began the war that ended American slavery and made this a free Republic.

My final comment is that I still believe this man [John D. Rockefeller] is corrupt and he used unfair ways to become wealthy, all he cared about was his money and wasn't considered.

I wasn't part of John Kennedy's vision of the world, or Lyndon Johnson's. I thought of them as anti-Communist imperial monsters.

John Kerry believes in an America where hard work is rewarded.

I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with Blood.

Heaven knows that John the Baptist was not more eager to get all his fellow sinners into the Jordan than I to baptize all of mine in the beauty of God's mountains.

I already knew about this friendship between St. John Paul II and this philosopher [Ana Teresa Tymieniecka] when I was in Buenos Aires. It was known. Also her books are known.

When John Kerry and Zell Miller and George Bush can agree on an issue, you know its got legs.

there is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars

Books—they weren't ladders out of the abyss, but they were companions.

Pope John Paul would be more popular if he called himself Pope John Paul George and Ringo.

[On John Brown:] The poor wretch is hanged, but from his grave a root of bitterness will spring, the fruit of which at no distant day may be disunion and civil war.

President George W. Bush won reelection in 2004 largely because he was seen as comfortable in his own skin, while rival John Kerry was viewed as a flip-flopping opportunist.

John Wilkes Booth, who said, Sorry, I thought he was a critic. Never got a dinner!

John Paul II made it clear that... liberation theology based on the teaching of Jesus Christ was necessary, but liberation theology that used a Marxist analysis was unacceptable.

I like John Kerry. I think he's intellectually curious and very thoughtful. I think he's deeply committed on issues like the environment. I think he's an internationalist, which I am.

It is not the business of religion in these days to isolate herself from the world like John the Baptist. She must go down into the world like Jesus Christ.

We don't really know who killed Martin Luther King. We don't really know who killed Bobby Kennedy. We don't really know who killed John Kennedy. We don't really know who killed Tupac Shakur.

Saint John Paul II, pray for us and especially for our youth.

Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?

Certainly I think the election of John Kennedy and all he stood for was one that really was an inspiration.

Pope John Paul II not only was a powerful spiritual leader for Catholics but also a world leader of extraordinary consequence during the last quarter-century.

I'm John Kerry, and I'm reporting for duty.

How about this John Kerry controversy? So he's out there in California, tells some kind of joke and it backfires. He's saying he botched the joke. ... This guy can lose elections he's not even in.

If one person in America had starved over the last 20 years, you, reader, would know his name. The media would see to that. It would be the most thoroughly documented death since John Kennedy's.

I would never say John Kerry would be a great president. I will say that George Bush has divided us; he has filled this country with hatred.

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.

I heard this album as finished, I heard it in dreams . . . It was like the revelations of John the Baptist or something.

George Bush says what John Kerry did was noble. Yet he sees him being savaged by his own supporters.

Can it be possible that the painters make John the Baptist a Spaniard in Madrid and an Irishman in Dublin?

The price of a memory, is the memory of the sorrow it brings.

When a solipsist dies ... everything goes with him.

Running overtime is the one unforgivable error a lecturer can make. After fifty minutes (one microcentury as von Neumann used to say) everybody's attention will turn elsewhere.

John Paul II spoke to the commoner and to the king, to the tyrant and to the democrat in that same language of freedom.

No honest theologian therefore can deny that his acceptance of Jesus as Christ logically binds every Christian to a belief in reincarnation - in Elias case (who was later John the Baptist) at least.

John Kerry couldn't even order a Philly cheesesteak properly.

Pope John Paul II's press secretary, who said, See, if only the Pope were Italian, he woulda shot back! Never got a dinner!

Personally, I'd rather have pins stuck in my eyes than endure a conversation with John Kerry, but I'd love to hang with Bush.

The best book in the world to put into the hands of one who desires to know about Jesus and to be saved is the gospel of John.

A Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, John Edwards, Howard Dean, George Soros, or Al Gore looks - no, acts - like he either came out of a hairstylist's salon or got off a Gulfstream.

I had been in so many towns and cities in America with John Kennedy, but I was not with him in Dallas, Texas, on November 21, 1963.

John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald meet in hell and team up to assassinate Satan.

To the extent to which a man is rational, life is the premise directing his actions. To the extent to which he is irrational, the premise directing his actions is death.

Dreaming is the poetry of Life, and we must be forgiven if we indulge in it a little.

And yet still I worried. I like being a person. I wanted to keep at it. Worry is yet another side effect of dying.

I'm old enough to remember John Kennedy sending a few advisers into Vietnam. I'm very worried we'll get in and we'll get mired down in something we don't have any idea what to do [with].