Inspirational Funny Quotes

Inspirational Funny Quote of the day

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Pressure is something you feel when you do not know what you are doing.

I can't think of anything that excites a greater sense of childlike wonder than to be in a country where you are ignorant of almost everything.

There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.

Competitions are for horses, not artists.

Never draw anything you can copy, never copy anything you can trace, never trace anything you can cut out and paste up.

You're at your best when you don't know what you're doing.

The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open.

Everyone smiles in the same language.

If you are not prepared, you cannot work out intensely. If you do not perform, you cannot get results, and if you can't do your best to recover, you won't get the benefits of your hard work.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.

Life is short, and it is here to be lived.

The days pass happily with me wherever my ship sails.

So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!

Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

You never came out the way you came in.

We're a team, and just by the nature of our sport, we're always promoted together. I think we are definitely two different people with two different personalities, but we're always linked.

The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill.

There is a strange reluctance on the part of most people to admit that they enjoy life.

Even I don't know what you're doing, and I know everything.

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in.

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.

Always do whatever's next.

Behind every good decathlete, there's a good doctor.

He has a heart of gold - only harder.

It is observed that Failed people can give a successful talk on hardwork.

i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl...because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol

After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.

Life is easy. Just stay un-dead.